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Travel is one of the best anti-war weapons that there are. I've been to Iran, and if you're there you see little kids, cops, old people, cemeteries. Once you see that, you can't say, 'Oh, Iran, let's bomb them.'
Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well.
When I was young, I despised old people. I was provincial and narrow-minded. It's the reason I stayed stupid so long. If you only get involved with young people you don't learn anything about the world.
Television is the same as the telephone, and the same as the World Wide Web for that matter. People who become obsessed by the peculiarities of these communications media have simply failed to adjust to the shock of the old. People who bleat on about the 'artistic' potential of television qua television are equally deluded.
I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
Racism been over. It's the old people that keep on holding on to it.
I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.