Oliver Reed — English Actor born on February 13, 1938, died on May 02, 1999

Robert Oliver Reed was an English actor known for his upper-class, macho image, hellraiser lifestyle, and "tough guy" roles. His films include The Trap, Oliver!, Women in Love, Hannibal Brooks, The Devils, The Three Musketeers, Tommy, Castaway, Lion of the Desert and Gladiator. At the peak of his career, in 1971, British exhibitors voted Reed 5th most popular star at the box office... (wikipedia)

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.
When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.
What's the point of staying sober?