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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.Steven Wright
Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.Loretta Lynn
I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it.Larry the Cable Guy
That was' one time when my technique absolutely deserted me, I must admit. There was a wax face that he had created himself to cover his own ugliness. I was in his clutches and I had to hit him in the face.Fay Wray
I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people.Mahatma Gandhi