Paul O'Grady Quotes

Paul O'Grady — English Comedian born on June 14, 1955,

Paul James Michael O'Grady, MBE is an English comedian, television presenter, actor, writer and radio disc-jockey. He achieved fame using his comedic drag queen character, Lily Savage, and later became well known for presenting TV shows as himself, such as The Paul O'Grady Show... (wikipedia)

I don't like awards ceremonies. I'd sooner go to the pub with mates I've known for years.

I enjoyed school - although I ran away on the first day. I'd reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for 'Watch With Mother' on TV.

I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

I make a wonderful cure-all called Four Thieves, just like my mum did. It's cider vinegar, 36 cloves of garlic and four herbs, representing four looters of plague victims' homes in 1665 who had their sentences reduced from burning at the stake to hanging for explaining the recipe that kept them from catching the plague.

Paul O'Grady Quotes

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