Rob Delaney Quotes

Rob Delaney — American Athlete born on September 08, 1984,

Robert Delaney is an American professional baseball pitcher who is a free agent. He has pitched for the Minnesota Twins and the Tampa Bay Rays at the major-league level. He pitches right-handed and bats left-handed... (wikipedia)

I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

In real life, I am alarmingly boring.

Rob Delaney Quotes

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