Roger Zelazny Quotes

Roger Zelazny — American Writer born on May 13, 1937, died on June 14, 1995

Roger Joseph Zelazny was an American poet and writer of fantasy and science fiction short stories and novels, best known for The Chronicles of Amber. He won the Nebula award three times and the Hugo award six times, including two Hugos for novels: the serialized novel ...And Call Me Conrad and then the novel Lord of Light... (wikipedia)

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.

I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.

I try to sit down at the typewriter four times a day, even if it's only five minutes, and write three sentences.

It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.