Seth Meyers — American Comedian born on December 28, 1973,

Seth Adam Meyers is an American comedian, writer, producer, television host, actor, and voice actor. He currently hosts Late Night with Seth Meyers, a late-night talk show that airs on NBC. Prior to that, he was a head writer for NBC's Saturday Night Live and hosted its news parody segment Weekend Update... (wikipedia)

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.
People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.
I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.
It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.