Spike Milligan — Irish Comedian born on April 16, 1918, died on February 27, 2002

Terence Alan "Spike" Milligan KBE was a British comedian, writer and actor. The son of an Irish father and an English mother, his early life was spent in India where he was born. The majority of his working life was spent in the United Kingdom. He disliked his first name and began to call himself "Spike" after hearing a band on Radio Luxembourg called Spike Jones and his City Slickers... (wikipedia)

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.