Will Cuppy — American Writer born on August 23, 1884, died on September 19, 1949

William Jacob "Will" Cuppy was an American humorist and literary critic, known for his satirical books about nature and historical figures... (wikipedia)

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.