Abe Lemons — American Coach born on November 21, 1922, died on September 02, 2002

A.E. "Abe" Lemons was an American college basketball player and coach. As a coach at Oklahoma City University, Texas-Pan American University and The University of Texas, he compiled a record of 599 wins and 343 losses in 34 seasons... (wikipedia)

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.