My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
I knew how it was with drunks. They ran out of generosity, even for themselves.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Things got so bad that when I went shopping for a house, some people would refuse to open the door if they saw it was me standing there. And drunks would always want to challenge me.
Edward G. Robinson
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.