Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.
What a lot of people don't realize about gangs, in my opinion, is that a gang is not there to attack you. Eighty percent of the people in a gang are there to stop anyone from attacking them. You join a gang for protection, not to go out and hit someone.
Eighty percent of all choices are based on fear. Most people don't choose what they want; they choose what they think is safe.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
I had to learn to do everything because I couldn't find another kindred soul. Now you see eighty people listed doing the same things I was doing by myself.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Don't tell your problems to people: eighty percent don't care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them.
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has had many people to love.